Today's quotes [1.23.08]

Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as 
they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they  were cramming for their 
finals.

I can't believe it happened.  The other day I jogged backward and put on 
eight pounds!

   I hear that exercise kills germs.  But how do you get the little
   buggers to exercise?

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
                 -Robin Williams

By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.

But wait! Don't forget to read Today's Jokes Today's Stories Today's Poems Today's Funny Pic   January '08 Quotes Issues: S M T W Th F St 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31