Today's quotes [1.22.08]

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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

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Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.

The mass of men lead lives of quiet masturbation.

     -Thoreau 

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