Today's quotes [1.21.08]

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"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

-- Vice President Dan Quayle

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and
Chopin.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
athletic facilities.

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