Today's quotes [1.2.08]

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The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
        --Arthur Murphy, 1758

Nothing is politically right that is
morally wrong.

                   --Daniel O'Connell

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

It is a privilege to present to you now the distinguished
virgin of Governor's Island...

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
        --Oscar Wilde

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