Today's quotes [1.18.08]

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"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people 
will throw a lot of rubbish into it."

     - William A. Orton 

Q: Why is Life so strange?

A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it.

     - Dr. Nell Hartley 

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and
the other is to let her have it. 

     - Lyndon B. Johnson 

The government that can protect you from your enemies
can be used as easily by your enemies to harm you. 

     - Harry Browne 

Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne 

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