Today's quotes [1.16.08]

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I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage --
no matter how ugly and disgusting it gets. 

     - Major Frank Burns, M*A*S*H 

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of --
but do it in private, and wash your hands afterwards.

     - Lazarus Long 

Simplicity is always a virtue. 

     - Edward Abbey 

The reason American cities are prosperous is
that there is no place to sit down. 

     - Alfred J. Talley 

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing
your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. 

     - Dave Carhart 

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