Today's quotes [1.14.08]

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Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
people's values.

        --Gerald Brenan

There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.

        --William James

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. 

     - Calvin & Hobbes 

Everything takes longer than you expect.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
    will do the most damage will go wrong first.

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