Today's quotes [1.13.08]

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"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier

Humanity is divided into two: the masters and the slaves.
        
             --Aristotle

When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
               a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,     
               and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.     

                                                    Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)

What is a highbrow?  He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
        --attrib. Edgar Wallace and others

The most terrible of all intellectual weapons ever wielded by
man was the mockery of Voltaire.
        --Tallyrand

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