Today's quotes [1.12.08]

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"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local
 software firm.  They were looking for a sysadmin.  Requirements
 included "3 years experience" with windows '95."
                        -- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery,
                                16 January, 1997

"I'm leaving in a couple hours for Knoxville, Tennessee. I'm going to
 visit some family over Christmas. This is where my grandmother lives.
 She has dementia, and is firmly convinced that a trio of hoodlums have
 tunneled through the ground to her house and are now residing in her
 utility closet."
"HEY!  There's actually FOUR of us!  And we're not hoodlums, we're thugs.
 Tell her to get it straight."
                        -- kife@ix.netcom.com, Lt. Wilkes

"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
       well-done." -- Ernie Kovacs

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've
       got it made.

Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.

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