Today's quotes [1.10.08]

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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
       Ashleigh Brilliant

"But don't mind us over here in alt.religion.emacs. We're fanatics, so you
 can't take our word on anything."
"We are most certainly _not_ fanatics.  We merely realize that the entire
 Purpose of Human Evolution is that we one day will create computers
 _powerful enough_ to run Emacs... (etc)"
                        -- Brian Raiter, Per Abrahamsen

I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
       high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
       should automatically disqualify you.

When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed
       it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each
       other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."

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