Today's quotes [1.1.08]

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"Does anyone want to keep the rubber maid...?"
                        -- Cathy Jenkins

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman.
If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me. 

     -Henny Youngman 

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes
off your goal." 
Henry Ford (1863-1947)

Charles Schultz: 
     "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."

Captain J. A. Hadfield: 
     "This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it
all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men."

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