Today's poems [1.29.08]

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There was a young fellow named Veach
Who fell fast asleep on the beach.
    His dreams of nude women
    Had his proud organ brimming
And squirting on all within reach.

Server's poor response

Not quick enough for browser.

Timed out, plum blossom.

Mary had a little pig
She kept it in a bucket
Cause everytime she took it out
The bulldog tried to fuck it

Sent by bob

There was a young pair from Uganda
Who were having a fuck on a veranda.
The drip from their fucks
Fed forty two ducks,
Three geese, and a fucking big gander. 

There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin,
but now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

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