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There was a young lady of Joppa Who came a society cropper. She went to Ostend With a gentlemen friend--- The rest of the story's improper.
I love the way... I love the way you make me feel inside, I live the way you make me realize that i can't live with out you. I hope you feel the same way too. I love the way you wear your hat, Why don't we wrestle on the mat? But remember this one thing if you mess with me, You will pay dearly. Anyone who gets in the way of me loving you will have to pay. I love the way you stare at me, And you probaly love the way iI don't care. We can take a walk by the lake, Then later on bake a cake. I love the way your love for me is not fake, Because that would be a big mistake. I love the way you love me, And most of all I love the way you love me. Sent by April
When Angelico worked in cerise, For the angel he painted his neice. In a heavenly trance He pulled off her pants, And erected a fine alter-piece.
A near-sighted chap named Coulter Led a glamorous gal to the altar. Quite lovely he thought her Till some strong soap and hot water Made her look like the rock of Gibraltar.
There once was a man from Boston Who had a very small Austin. There was room for his ass And a gallon of gas,... His balls hung out and he lost 'em!
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