Today's jokes [1.3.08]

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A secretary, who works in an office with my daughter's friend, 
Commented at lunch that it was such a shame that the spice 
girls couldn't stay together considering they are sisters and all. 
There was silence for a bit, then someone told her that they 
weren't sisters. She said, " Of course they are, they have the 
same last name." She Has unofficially been named "Dumb 
Spice"

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible 
designers of the human body. 
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." 
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems 
many thousands of electrical connections."
The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a 
toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" 

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasorass.

Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I 
can't get it up for my wife anymore.

"Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see 
what I can do."

The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off 
your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now turn all the 
way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put 
your clothes back on."

The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," 
he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."

A woman recently lost her husband.  She had him cremated and brought his
ashes home.  Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on
the counter.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes,
she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?"
She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?"
She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember that
BlowJob I promised you?  Here it comes..."

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