Today's jokes [1.1.08]

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What have a blonde and a computer got in common?

You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!


Sent by Tiggsy

Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than
it does today ??

We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...

What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?

You get your wife and your job back.

Q: What do the Chinese call a 69?
šššA: Two can chew!!

Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was 
becoming routine and boring.
"Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing 
doctor for an hour?"
"Sounds great," Steve replied, "but how do you make it last for an hour?" 
"Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!"

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