Today's stories [7.1.07]

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After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus
driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be 
transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting
to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus-stop
and offered everyone in the queue a free ride. He then delivered
the passengers to the mental hospital, telling staff that the
patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.
The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS

"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get
the best of you."  (Doug, 7)

"It might help to watch soap operas all day."  (Carin, 9)

Go into Wendy's around 9:00 p.m.  Nobody in the store.  I 
ordered a Frosty.  The guy at the counter pushed the little 
button on his register and leaned into the microphone and said 
"Frosty".  He then proceeded to turn around and draw the drink 
HIMSELF!  I asked why he used the mike, and his response
was, "That's the way I was trained to do it.  If I don't, I get 
confused".

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