Today's quotes [7.9.07]

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After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

                 -Gary Shandling

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

    - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 

"One's action ought to come out of an achieved
stllness; not to be a mere rushing on." 

    - D. H. Lawrence 

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
 
George Gobal.

* Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

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