Today's quotes [7.7.07]

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Xerox does it again and again and again and...

For the love of the Lord God, give us a pair of slave women as
alms, because we are spending the pittance we have entirely on hired
girls.
        --An abbess to the queen of Portugal, 1500s

"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
 I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
 confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
                        -- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital

"I think my favourite word at the moment is 'sphincter'. People have been
 using it a lot lately and it's starting to grow on me."
                        -- Karen Peisley

"Indecision may, or may not, be my problem"

    - Jimmy Buffett 

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