Today's quotes [7.6.07]

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He's so vain every time he masturbates 
he dedicates it to a different girl

"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan

I sometimes get up grumpy, but then she wakes up.

"Sisko or Spock?"
"Spock! Those pointy ears'd give me something to hang onto!"

-- me, Gail Miller

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get
   in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne

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