Today's quotes [7.31.07]

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"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
                        -- fortune

I have a map of the United States...  Actual size.  It says, "Scale:  1 mile =
1 mile."  I spent last summer folding it.  I also have a full-size map of the
world.  I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".

Children in back seats cause accidents.
Accidents in back seats cause children.

* Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
       institution for the blind.

After seeing how Disney is doing financially,
I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists
to boycott my company.

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