Today's quotes [7.30.07]

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* Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
       Degree and the women gets her Master.

"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
 said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"

God is dead.
Voltaire (underneath)
Voltaire is dead.
God
(Odeon Metro station, Paris)

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.

Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
   you.
   -- Old Farmer's Almanac

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