Today's quotes [7.29.07]

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"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
 belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
                        -- The Usenet Oracle

"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington 

Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
It annoys them very much. 

     - G.K. Chesterton

* It's true; all men are born free and equal - but some of them get
       married

In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
       people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
       Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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