Today's quotes [7.28.07]

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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do. 

     - Edward Abbey 

        You want to hear God laugh?  Tell him your plans.
        
                                                   --Yiddish proverb

"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen,
hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to
dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream."

                                                      --Edward Abbey

S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics?
Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out" 

"sorry, this web page is currently against our religion."
                        -- The Amish Home Page, http://down.net/amish

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