Today's quotes [7.27.07]

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The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies. 

     - Thomas Jefferson 

Time's fun when you're having flies. 

    - Kermit the Frog 

"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his 
 mind at the same time"

Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
   that way.

Olin Miller: 
     "You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if
you could know how seldom they do."

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