Today's quotes [7.25.07]

Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.

We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. 

- Albert Einstein 

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.

-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
       Wilde

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Nurturing:
The biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was
small.

By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.

But wait! Don't forget to read Today's Jokes Today's Stories Today's Poems Today's Funny Pic   July '07 Quotes Issues: S M T W Th F St 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31