Today's quotes [7.24.07]

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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang, 
Horseshit and feathers everywhere.

"Oh yeah? My ENTIRE FAMILY was killed by gangsters... or maybe they moved
 to Tucson... and now I crave VENGEANCE."
"HA! My entire family AND MY DOG were crushed during a civil war re-
 enactment... and now I'm ITCHING to dispense justice indiscriminately!!"
"I just like to KILL people."
                        -- Various generic vigilante superheroes, "The Tick"

On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I
   don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler
   replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the
   University will allow me to award."

I have the world's largest collection of seashells.  I keep it on all the
beaches of the world...  Perhaps you've seen it.

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