Today's quotes [7.23.07]

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Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too. 

Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever
           anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why
           it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
           something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
           another theory which states that this has already
           happened."

"In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."
                        -- The shortened Big Bang theory

Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial. 

    - Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam

Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then." 

              - Katharine Hepburn

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