Today's quotes [7.22.07]

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When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions." 

Bert Lahr.

"... You can at least teach a dingo to fetch. The problem is, it can take
 years to teach it the difference between a baby and a stick."
                        -- Kerry Cue (in "The Advertiser", 13/10/1997)

You traverse the world in search of happiness,
which is within the reach of every man.  A
contented mind confers it on all.--Horace

"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
 up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
                        -- The Laws of Physics

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