Today's quotes [7.21.07]

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"Resist much.
Obey little." 

    - Walt Whitman 

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a
   guy like Norman Einstein."
   - Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann

   My wife claims her car is so old,
   that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled ! 

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

- Mark Twain 

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