Today's quotes [7.20.07]

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 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

"His ignorance is encyclopedic" 
    - Abba Eban 

The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

     - The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts
   when they try to decide which one.

ON LITERATURE
   This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
   with great force. -- Dorothy Parker

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