Today's quotes [7.2.07]

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Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long
   enough to get money from it
         Stephen Leacock

Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top. 

                                     - Edward Abbey

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. 
I think I've forgotten this before. 

Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you never felt before.

When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

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