Today's quotes [7.18.07]

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"The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Dan Quayle

"Yeah I know, I don't have the big one though..."
                        -- me

   On the inside of a toilet door:
   Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
   performance.


  

"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

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