Today's quotes [7.17.07]

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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. 

Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
        
                                        --George Will

"If a man does his best, what else is there?" 
General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
 Gates just does it for the money."
                        -- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/top10.html

* When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
       year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

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