Today's quotes [7.16.07]

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"... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak
 and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..."
                        -- Homer Simpson

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
    anti-smoking campaign

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
   --- Gilda Radner

One of the reasons Jimmy Carter is so popular in the south is that he has no accent. 

The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck.

-- Slavik on the modern technological advances

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