Today's quotes [7.14.07]

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that
   is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a
   hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and
   that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
   -- Mark Twain

"Trying" is the first step toward failure 

              - Homer Simpson 

* You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

If you can't say something nice about someone, you are
probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini.

     -Steve Martin 

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
                                              - - - Joseph Heller

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