Today's quotes [7.13.07]

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"I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man
 talking nonsense not to himself."
"Or just as mad."
"Or just as mad."
"And he does both."
"So there you are."
"Stark raving sane."
                        -- Guildenstern, Rosencrantz,
                                "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"

* A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
       gives and the wife takes.

I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. -
   Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
                        -- Jason B. Standing, Esq.

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
       shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -- Mark
       Twain (1835-1910)

If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
       enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!

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