Today's quotes [7.12.07]

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"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
 (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
                        -- fortune

"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one
trifling exception, is composed of others." 

     - John Andrew Holmes

Seen on a bumper sticker...

    Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot! 

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you
       think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1)
       Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President.
       (3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David
       Letterman

"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)

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