Today's quotes [7.11.07]

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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon

Hasidic Saying: 
     "To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to
worry because one worries."

"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
 And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
 them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
 Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
                        -- Groucho Marx

Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."

ON NUMBERS
   Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
   2.

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