Today's quotes [7.10.07]

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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. 

"I'd rather drink a pint of someone else's diarrhoea then listen to this
 stuff."
                        -- Daniel, referring to me and Martyn singing in the
                           lab (he's now joined the choir =))

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
       wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time
       I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
                        -- Ben Salmon, me, Ben

I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                           --Mark Twain

  

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