Today's jokes [7.22.07]

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Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
It makes them feel popular.

Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

A. Because she found out what the big boys eat. 

Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
 
  Good: 
        You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
   Bad: 
        She keeps interrupting
 Worse: 
        With corrections

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Q: Why do women have two holes so close together?
A: In case you miss.

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