Today's stories [6.15.07]

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There's a new church that opened recently in Southern California. It's 
called "The Church of the Divine Helping". 

Communion is an all-you-can-eat affair. They focus on prayer breakfasts, 
community brunches, business outreach lunches, ladies teas, and (of 
course) potluck dinners. The church's motto: 

"God helps those who help themselves."

Michele's son was attending the  Cub Scout meeting.  One of
the other parents there asked what was going to happen
Thanksgiving week -- was there going to be a meeting or not. 
The Scout Leader replied, (no kidding), "We'll just have to
see what day Thanksgiving falls on this year."

As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed
   her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was
   able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within
   minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the
   car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the
   car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied
   "Yes Officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
   When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motorhome parked on a
   Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived
   at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motorhome near
   spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to
   trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motorhome's
   sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press
   charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.
   The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
   Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5am, flashed a gun and demanded
   cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the
   cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings,
   the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man,
   frustrated, walked away.


  

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