Today's quotes [6.9.07]

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Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him. 

     - Groucho Marx 

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner." 

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel
like getting married, they send over a lady in a
housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. 

                                   -- Dick Martin

"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."

"Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before."
                        -- fortune

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