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Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in
America whose bologna really did have a first name? 

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
   Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
   because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
   forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
   forever.
   -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

"So does anyone use goto in Ada?"
                        -- Dan Glastonbury

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Catherine Zandonella

Subject: Airheads
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all 
over the  world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be 
skinny like that  but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

-- Mariah Carey

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