Today's quotes [6.6.07]

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I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you.
If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment.
Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?

"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988 

Samuel Colt- Inventor of the point-and-click interface.


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