Today's quotes [6.4.07]

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Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
           happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
           simply one of those things which happen from time to time."

Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.

"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there."
                        -- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in
                           alt.sysadmin.recovery

"I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex."

"Still not getting any."
                        -- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled
                           "July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton

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