Today's quotes [6.30.07]

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If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
        
                                            --Tom Wolfe

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. 

* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn
       fool.

I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it. 

     -Joey Adams 

It's like an alcatraz around my neck. 

    - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces 

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