Today's quotes [6.3.07]

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In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.

                                      - - - Geoffrey Cottrell

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
   world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
   but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
   -- Mariah Carey

"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
 morning meal.
 'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
 'because I want you to be happy.'
 Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
 saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
                        -- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
                                http://www.ccil.org/jargon/

Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work. 

     - Thomas J. Frye 

Not all chemicals are bad. For example,
without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.

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