Today's quotes [6.26.07]

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"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." 

     - Kilgore Trout 

Copyright (C) 1996 Association for the Study of Meats. All rights reserved.
 Your mileage may vary. Shipped by weight, not by volume. Legal in 49 states.
 Sorry, Tennessee. Fnord"
                        -- Disclaimer from the home page of the
                           Association for the Study of Meats

"I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis..."
                        -- me, in a support call

"I don't want a long, hard anything."
                        -- Karen

   Fart loud if you love Jesus!


  

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