Today's quotes [6.25.07]

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"There's more than one way to do it."

-- The Perl Slogan

"It's a good thing there's more than one way to do it because most of them
 don't work."

-- The Windows Perl Slogan

"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass 
destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. 
There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."

                                                 - Jon Stewart

It is well to remember that the entire universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.

     - John Andrew Holmes 

"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
                        -- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"

"P.S.  There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black
 rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on
 the shelf across from you in the cafeteria."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry

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