Today's quotes [6.24.07]

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"Hugh Falk currently owns a TRS-80, TI 99/4A, Apple IIc, Vic-20, C-64,
 SX-64, Atari ST, Commodore Amiga, two networked PCs, and several old game
 systems. His goal is to someday load them all into a balloon and use the
 heat they generate to circle the globe."

-- www.gamecenter.com

"Alas poor Yorric, I smurfed him Horatio..."
                        -- Heath Copeland (there's a _lot_ more where that
                                                came from...)

"A watched rock boils no moss."
                        -- brien@asan.com's signature, alt.discordia

"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
                        -- Steven Wright

Margaret Thatcher:
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want 
anything done, ask a woman.

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